JERRY...ANOTHER IN MY HEAD.

I was rambling about in my head as one does,When I noticed this rather beautiful woman lounging on a sunbed in one of the rooms up there.Of course I stopped and poked my head in through the door.She was wearing a white Basque with Tartan checked tights!Her eyes were Sri Lankan Saphire blue,Her hair golden I became stapled to the door,I tried to feign disinterest but my body betrayed me(still it`s nice to know that the fire still burns.)On the walls in the room were hundreds of pictures of horses and stood menacingly in a corner was a riding crop( Why do fantasies all come at once?.) I was about to speak when a knitting needle poked through my ear..Oh God Mad Maria is awake and she knows everything I think...She screamed " Get back to the computer,Before I have to shoot her".Mad Maria is so possessive,So I leave quickly..I wonder if Mad Maria goes away on holiday?.Memo to self ( must find out).