Friday, 18 February 2011

ECHO LOCATION

I went up there at about three this morning because I thought Mad Maria was still kicking off but as I entered her room she was laying naked on her bed,Well I had a quick glance for twenty minutes but as I was leaving she said keep them lewd thoughts in your pants!.F*ck me even in her sleep she knows what I'm thinking.Where is that crazy noise coming from it sounds just like Mad Marias knitting needles.Then I find it and I can't believe what I'm seeing,Blind Nathaniel is in his garden and he is planting bulbs,I have often wondered how he manages to put his flowers in such straight lines now I know,The mad clicking noise is coming from his mouth,He is using echo location to plant the bulbs in a straight line.He reminds me of a bat.This is nuts.if he had asked me I would have planted them for him.I leave quietly I don't think he even knows I've been here.On the way out I see Mrs Thursday, the 1960s sitcom woman stood in the corner leaning on a mop with a capstan full strength cigarette hanging from her lips,Somehow it doesn't suprise me.This is one crazy place.I pass by spences room on the way out and spence is doing what he always does but I don't disturb him,Actually even when I disturb him it doesn't disturb him,But more about spence at another time.I took the long way to get out because I wanted to make sure Mad Maria hadn't fallen out of bed and she hadn't so I stayed another ten minutes just in case she did as I leave she says Had a GOOD LOOK DID YOU? I say yes thankyou then run because I can hear her getting off the bed.More soon................

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