MAD MARIA .ONE OF THEM THAT LIVE IN MY HEAD

I went to bed at midnight last night having been up for the past eighteen hours and was looking forward to at least a modicum of sleep,Did I get it.No NO No.Mad Maria went into a massive rant at about two this morning and all because I introduced you to Nathaniel first.Anyway a bit of a look at Mad Maria.
She is a beautiful West Indian Lady who could be thirty or even fifty years old and she sits and knits Tea cosies  from her Dreadlocks which I think is a bit strange but hey who am I?She uses I think number nine knitting needles which appear to be made of stainless steel.I think I might be in love with her.
However at two a.m.I stand inside my head talking to Maria and asking her what else troubles her,She looks so damned attractive and I find my mind wandering into the "what if" zone then I realise she knows what i`m thinking.Oh God does she know everything? All my fantasies?Secrets? Yes I can see that knowing smile and I dash off to press the delete button.to late she shouts it`s all ROM,Grant Burford why did you ever teach me computer skills and the mercenary in me asks Did you charge Mad Maria for learning along side of me?.I digress and in doing so catch a glimpse of a hint of a shadow of Marias breast as she marches up and down her room and my mind goes into fantasy mode but she knows .Jesus can I never dream of her again ?Will she always know?Some of the things i`ve dreamt are not suitable to be put out on a blog,Should I be ashamed?I look into her eyes via her breasts and I see just a twinkle of the dawn of the promise of what tomorrow may bring and I feel better.
In the meantime she is jabbing me with her number nines and saying keep your clothes on when you fantasise about me and I don`t look like you think I look naked I look even better all she is doing now is teasing giving me more food for thought which I must not think or she will know. i am beginning to think that Mad Maria is ever so slightly devious and I still think I love her.She quietens and I slink off thinking what would her dreadlocks look like spread across my pillow?I hear her shout "you may never find out" Maria can be so cutting.I`m going to be calling on her again real soon.