Pieter

And only now he turns up,Like I really care I was only waiting for Martha but that's always the story with beautiful looking women you just have to wait.Make no mistake I gave the two of them 4 hours to arrive 4 hours ago and I swear if she isn't here in another 4 hours I shall seriously have to consider whether I can possibly give her more time...Bloomin' inconsiderate that's what I call it.My good friend Chumley Warner would not like this situation.However Pieter has arrived cricket bag tucked under his arm like a set of bagpipes and a big hessian sack in which I assume he carries his possessions ,Strange ,Most people I know use bin liners,Well I've let him in but I just had to tick him off and tell him the importance of Punctual timekeeping,He just gave me a vacant look I do hope he is not on Medication that was not mentioned in his CV.Time will tell anyway sod him where's the nice looking girl (he says pretending not to look out of the window)..Later folks...