.Well I made my choice or the choice was made.The new occupants are, In no particular order because we don't want fights later on are...
1 A defrocked yet still wearing a frock Priest.Goes by the name of Father yes it could have been a longer name but that's all he said.When I told him he was moving in he blessed me and gave me a tin of sardines in chilli pepper sauce.
2.Martha felicia atumbe.Well there is always a good looking girl in my head and she was and is good looking,whew.She came to the interview in a grey pencil skirt and crossed her legs I was like cheese in a fondue melting.She moves in to room number one,
3.Andy the Gardener,One arm two hands..Don't ask I can't understand either but he came with his own motor mower and has promised..Scouts honour to fit a silencer to it..
4.Pieter who is Foreign I think.Well his English is atrocious and I'm dying to find out what he carries in that crickt bag.I will be so disappointed if it's only balls.
5. Desdemona oh yes definitely a strong woman fists like ham shanks.A voice like a drill Sargeant I think I'll like her.
Right they all move in at 2pm tomorrow.There is still one room vacant so enquiries please to me.Also a part time cleaner needed to clean up after them 4 hours a week.
Time now to take my medication and put the final touches to Marthas room.No favouratism you understand just a few chocolates a bunch or two of roses you know that kind of thing.
Check back in to see how they settle in...See you soon .
1 A defrocked yet still wearing a frock Priest.Goes by the name of Father yes it could have been a longer name but that's all he said.When I told him he was moving in he blessed me and gave me a tin of sardines in chilli pepper sauce.
2.Martha felicia atumbe.Well there is always a good looking girl in my head and she was and is good looking,whew.She came to the interview in a grey pencil skirt and crossed her legs I was like cheese in a fondue melting.She moves in to room number one,
3.Andy the Gardener,One arm two hands..Don't ask I can't understand either but he came with his own motor mower and has promised..Scouts honour to fit a silencer to it..
4.Pieter who is Foreign I think.Well his English is atrocious and I'm dying to find out what he carries in that crickt bag.I will be so disappointed if it's only balls.
5. Desdemona oh yes definitely a strong woman fists like ham shanks.A voice like a drill Sargeant I think I'll like her.
Right they all move in at 2pm tomorrow.There is still one room vacant so enquiries please to me.Also a part time cleaner needed to clean up after them 4 hours a week.
Time now to take my medication and put the final touches to Marthas room.No favouratism you understand just a few chocolates a bunch or two of roses you know that kind of thing.
Check back in to see how they settle in...See you soon .
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